March 2012
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Listenrhamiel: anunsinkabledinosaur: I bare gifts...
Mar 1st
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Half Life 3 Canceled
heroofbagels: inklou: overjet: wigginstheawkwardwigglytuff: octopole: kittenball: 2 hours ago, the voice actor of Gordon Freeman was involved in a fatal car accident and perished before the perimedics arrived. Gabe Newell, stating it disrespectful to replace him, officially announced that HL3 will never come to be. May he continue to exist in our hearts and minds, and may he also rest...
Mar 1st
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==>BECOME THE HERO YOU WERE ALWAYS MEANT TO BECOME
wecansexy: promstuck: —SHOW PROM LOG—   march plaid powwer dawwn a aquarius MAKE UP ==>USE SEDUCE HAPPY MARCH EVERYONE….NEVER FORGET….
Mar 1st
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Listendoomyz: pride-kun: timeanddivision: ...
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Mar 1st
nuditea: “when one door closes, another one opens” imagine how annoying it would be if that were true you close the bathroom door to pee and your front door suddenly blows open your cat escapes you run out and jump into the car to chase the cat and hear everything falling out of your over-stuffed pantry as its door unlatches
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Anonymous asked: Crossy, you prolly don't know the answer to this, but Ill ask anyways. Orz. Do you know where I could find a good music composing/making software for free online? I've been looking around and I'm not eally sure which ones are the best or allowed to be shared to an audience.
Mar 1st
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hanna is not a boy's name ending
spooksie: legdisabled: hanna was a boys name the whole time 
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Greet the nice Mr. English's doggy.
skaiawall: As soon as you recover from being startled, you stretch out a hand for Becquerel to lick affectionately and greet the dog. You of course politely greet Mr. English as well. He answers with a wink. no double pistols?
Mar 1st
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consultingclotpole: I hope Rick Santorum never finds the airport.
Mar 1st
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MONSTER IN PARIS IS SUCH A GOOD MOVIE
I DON’T CARE THAT I’M POSTING THIS ON MY REBLOG BLOG MONSTER IN PARIS GOOD MOVIE
Mar 1st
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spacegroceries: why did i divide sin by tan? just cos
Mar 1st
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Listenmanwithpenis: Piss on me. Fucking piss on me but...
Mar 1st
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A Monster in Paris in English!
mercerism: anamericannerdstory: http://www.movie2k.to/A-Monster-in-Paris-watch-movie-1212657.html Idk I just found it. rly good quality, not sure how the downloads on the sidebar are tho. Hey guys, I’m about 50 minutes in—this is no joke! If you wanted to see the movie, check it out! reblog reblog rebloooog the movie is pretty good! not as focused on the monster as i’d like though
Mar 1st
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Boku no pico drinking game.
stale-brain-cake: catwife: Drink whenever it sounds like someone is stirring a bowl of cooked macaroni. OH MY GOD the gentle stirring of ass and cheese
Mar 1st
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ihopericksantorum: I hope Rick Santorum accidentally sets Internet Explorer as his default browser.
Mar 1st
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comic eridan: i hate all the fuckin landwwellers i wwant to kill em. also i lovve fef. im a tool.
fandom eridan: im forevver alone an ill sleep wwith anyone under the sun.
comic john: hi! i'm pretty nice i guess but i can be an asshole sometimes. i like movies and playing pranks! :B
fandom john: i am soooooooo sweet and nice and i would never be mean to anyone! also con air and nic cage. all i care about.
comic vriska: I'm kind of a 8ig deal, and a real 8itch. 8ut I feel kind of guilty a8out some of the stuff I've done. I really do care a8out my 'friends' in the end.
fandom vriska: 8LUH 8LUH 8LUH HUGE 8ITCH. I KILLED TAVROS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Comic Tavros: sURE, i HAVE SOME, uH, sELF ESTEEM ISSUES, bUT I'M GETTING BETTER AT IT, aND I'M REALLY PASSIONATE ABOUT WHAT I LOVE,
Fandom Tavros: i WILL NOW COMMENCE TO CRY AND SWOON ABOUT EVERYTHING BEFORE TAKING GAMZEE'S BONEBULGE WHOLE. aLSO, i AM NOTHING BUT A MOE BLOB,
comic karkat: LISTEN UP NOOKSTAINS, I'M DESPERATELY TRYING TO KEEP OUR COLLECTIVE SHIT TOGETHER BUT THE STRAIN KIND OF GETS TO ME, AND DESPITE MY CONSTANT YELLING AND WONDERFUCK EXPLICATIVES, I'M SELF-LOATHING AND CONCERNED FOR MY FRIENDS
Fandom karkat: FUCKASS
Mar 1st
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roachpatrol: ihopericksantorum: I hope Rick Santorum’s OTP never comes true.  This is the best blog. 
Mar 1st
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A Monster in Paris in English!
chicksdigthephoenix: payface: anamericannerdstory: http://www.movie2k.to/A-Monster-in-Paris-watch-movie-1212657.html Idk I just found it. rly good quality, not sure how the downloads on the sidebar are tho. o lawd
Mar 1st
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Vocaloid Highlights: February 2012
vgperson: February was obviously too long, because LOOK AT ALL OF THESE SONGS. Since there are more songs here than there are days in February, I decided to put asterisks by a couple I probably would’ve removed had I been more strict. Is that backwards? Yes. Imagination Forest Black-Cat Girl Hanged Girl in the Haunted House * One Room, All That Jazz God’s An Energy Cheapskate A Fickle Kitten’s...
Mar 1st
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mjolkk: oh my god i’m at the grocery store and there is a guy in the frozen section who is tweaked off his balls on some kind hallucinatory drug. i’m in the next isle meowing softly through the cereal boxes where he can’t see me and he is losing his shit pulling pizza boxes out of the freezers and yelling that he needs to save the popsicle cat am i a bad person
Mar 1st
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The Great Fandom War
discoveringhomestuck: This is beautiful  I applaud you sir shubbabang: http://dplover25.deviantart.com/art/The-Great-Fandom-War-287669054 I don’t know what I’m doing with my life guys
Mar 1st
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Listenoctosmagiccastle: Hey, this was actually kinda...
Mar 1st
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Me: this is the worst day of my life I'm going to vomit I hate myself and the world I hope I die everything sucks
Me one day later: I am so happy everything is perfect I love everyone I have ever met let's dance
Mar 1st
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Anonymous asked: Hating another race for no reason isn't racism, yes, it's just being an ass hole-- but racism by its very definition includes finding another race to be SUPERIOR to another, not only inferior-- hating or being resentful of for preconceived notions. Reverse racism is a thing, but it's not even reverse-- saying it is would put white people on an upper level. Yes, they are by almost...
Mar 1st
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riningear: p5stuck: riningear: ahahaha people don’t think racism against whites exists  it’s funny because it does  a few african-americans exist who are assholes enough to scold and hate white people because “your ancestors enslaved mine”  I know one girl who was brought to tears and almost left school for the day because of that   erm excuse me I’m half-caucasian (my mom immigrated...
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strideer: this could potentially be a hilarious story: Spiders on my dash! thekingdomofarthur: veri-pageofknowledge: wellmanicuredman: walliard: wellmanicuredman: wellmanicuredman: doublejoeseven: landofthoughtandflow: Allow me to visually demonstrate my arachnophobia. And never look at this damn post again asjhygakudygskiayd Your pro-spider brainwashing techniques shall...
Mar 1st
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riningear: ahahaha people don’t think racism against whites exists  it’s funny because it does  a few african-americans exist who are assholes enough to scold and hate white people because “your ancestors enslaved mine”  I know one girl who was brought to tears and almost left school for the day because of that   erm excuse me I’m half-caucasian (my mom immigrated from the philippines) and...
Mar 1st
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Spirograph Snowflakes (with 10 points)
markittenfreecat: ochtendgloren: crowrystmas: lobotomypop: Ok. For those of you unfamiliar with origami diagrams, dash-dash-dash lines mean valley fold (points away from you) and dash-dot-dash lines mean mountain fold (points towards you). For me, dot-dot-dot lines mean cutting. For this you’ll need to start with a square of paper and have a pair of scissors, a protractor, and a pencil at...
Mar 1st
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equiuszahhak: when people say “ollies outie” i like to imagine a skateboard flying towards their hands and they grab it and then skate a little bit, do and ollie but they don’t land, they just keep ollieing and flying towards the stratosphere and everyone stares on as they just ollie outie
Mar 1st
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Mar 1st
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t0uko: why was 6 afraid of 7? seven was a registered six offender.
Mar 1st
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“What does it say about the college coed Susan [sic] Fluke, who goes before a...”
– Rush Limbaugh, on law student Sandra Fluke, who was denied the ability to testify before the all-male panel considering contraceptive coverage. Fuck. You. As ThinkProgress states: “While it’s probably not even worth engaging with Limbaugh on the facts, Fluke’s testimony was about a friend who is a...
Mar 1st
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